i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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