Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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