Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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