Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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