God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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