'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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