are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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