so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
did i just pee glitter
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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