Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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