so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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