I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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