plz talk dirty to me
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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