Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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