I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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