We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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