is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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