But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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