i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He did a backflip because drugs
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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