If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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