Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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