I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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