S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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