I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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