ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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