Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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