I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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