it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
