Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is Oprah even human
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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