Kiss
Puke
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
