Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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