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I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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