idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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