dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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