in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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