Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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