he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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