so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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