well you can't waste a boner
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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