Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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