Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
