do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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