he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize
