Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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