Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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