it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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