grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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