im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was confusing and full of hummus
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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