between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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