Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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