Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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