Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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